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« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2004, 11:48:33 PM »
I was feeling sick
I was losing my mind
I heard about these treatments
From a good friend of mine
He was always happy
Smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place.
Gimme gimme shock treatment.
Peace and love is here to stay
And now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time
Shock treatment, I'm doing fine.

 :rockon:  :rockon:  :rockon:

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« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2004, 12:12:03 PM »
Therapy cannot help either of these two!!!  

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« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2004, 03:21:23 PM »
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I think our new resident therapists need therapy (of the electro-shock variety). You guys are nuckin' futs!




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Hey, First things first buddy....
Elvis... he's dead get over it.....
Lose ths side burns he ain't comin back... :mullet:  
Secondly. aren't most therapists nuckin futs???

Now if you dont have a question stay the Hell off our thread.. we hi-jacked it fair and square....
Maybe go Hi-jack Geoffs "speedy" thread it is lonely..... :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2004, 03:22:27 PM »
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Therapy cannot help either of these two!!!
THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
Who let the bright guy in here??? :huh:  
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« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2004, 04:13:59 PM »
Obviously admission is free.  

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« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2004, 05:08:49 PM »
NEXT!!![/size]
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« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2004, 07:40:53 PM »
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THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
 
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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2004, 07:56:10 PM »
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THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
 
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Looks like we have a klepto case here, Shane you wanna take this one?

And you put down that stereo!

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« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2004, 10:18:44 PM »
You guys really need a life - I mean really really badly!!!
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2004, 10:29:13 PM »
No, I think I am happy with mine. I enjoy tennis, chess, recycling and porn. Did you have a question to ask?

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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2004, 10:39:54 PM »
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THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
 
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Looks like we have a klepto case here, Shane you wanna take this one?

And you put down that stereo!
I suggest 3 sessions a week at our discounted rate ....

hey bring back my pen!!
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« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2004, 10:41:32 PM »
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You guys really need a life - I mean really really badly!!!
Blueberry... man long time lurk... welcome to our therapy sessions...... what can we do for ya... You see, you say we need a life yet you post!!! hmmmmmmmm interesting....how long have you had these feelings??? :huh:
Side note... we have been in business for 3 days and have 264 looky loo's so we must be doin something right


Now if only you guys would pay us!!! :angry:  
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« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2004, 10:55:57 PM »
I hate to say it but Shane and Chris are like a car accident, everyone has to slow down, have a look and shake their heads....

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« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2004, 10:58:40 PM »
2 words - POST & WHORE

You figure out what order they go in.

Theres your freebie!

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« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2004, 06:23:51 AM »
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I hate to say it but Shane and Chris are like a car accident, everyone has to slow down, have a look and shake their heads....
James , I suggest you start a payment plan with us for your "Little Man/engine" syndrome. We can help you with your " I dont need a stroker" problem....

 
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« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2004, 06:48:37 AM »
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I hate to say it but Shane and Chris are like a car accident, everyone has to slow down, have a look and shake their heads....
Great metaphor James!

They are in the 'DENIAL STAGE',(one of many)....not admitting they need help.....but that they are the help!

 :unsure:

I say we all get together and coax them into a room, and let them know 'ACTUALLY THEY ARE MESSED UP, that we are all concerned :wub: and they are not the only ones!  I mean look at 'Timmy!'...all he talks about is 'TALK THERAPY' ^_^  

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« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2004, 06:50:53 AM »
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James , I suggest you start a payment plan with us for your "Little Man/engine" syndrome.
Are you not the same height/what engine ;)  as James?.....

Just an observation...


Oh here it comes....



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« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2004, 07:08:02 AM »
BEWARE, hopefully known of you have paid anything to these guys, here is a typical criteiria of what to exspect from your :lol:  :lol:
THERAPISTS...




CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EFFECTIVE THERAPIST(S)

1.   Willingly and competently answers any of your questions, especially relative to his or her objectives and method of treatment.

2.   Answers your questions in a simple and practical manner.

3.   Speaks to you as an equal in a down-to-earth, easy to understand manner.

4.   Focuses on goals and results rather than theories of how or why the problems bega

5.   Focuses on the present, as opposed to the past.

6.   Teaches you how to change habits of thinking and behavior rather than just analyzing how or why they came about.

7.   Often provides you with assignments or exercises to work on between visits.

8.   Is moderate and reasonable in speech and appearance.

9.   Understands and respects your moral and religious values.

10.   Displays confidence in your ability to learn how to solve your problems and in his or her ability to teach you.

11.   Has experience in successfully dealing with your specific type of problem.

12.   Generally expects counseling to be successfully completed in a few weeks or months, not years.


POSSIBLE QUESTIONS TO ASK THESE GUYS

1.   What is your approach to therapy?

2.   After providing the therapist with a brief statement about your problem, ask, "How would you go about helping me solve it?"

3.   How much experience and success have you had in treating my type of problem?

4.   How long is it apt to take to solve my problem? (Of course, an exact answer is not possible, but a reasonable estimate can be expected.)

5.   What are your goals when you provide therapy?

6.   How much emphasis do you place on the past versus the present?

7.   What kind of things would you expect me to be doing between our appointments?

8.   Would you be supportive of me in my religious beliefs?

9.   Last of all, ask for his or her opinion about any issue that are important to you that could be controversial. For example: whether or not it is worth trying to save a dying marriage; whether or not divorce is a viable option; whether or not extramarital affairs, abortion, homosexuality are acceptable, etc.

Remember: When you hire a therapist, he or she is your employee--you are the boss.   (OH YEAH, that'll be the day...)

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« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2004, 08:33:10 AM »
:P  :lol:  :lol:  

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« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2004, 08:43:35 AM »
Is someone trying to hijack this thread back?

Well maybe I should just start my own forum!

:P

Its unfortunate that most of you are so secretive of your problems, my PM box has never been so busy! Now Ian you need to call me with your credit card number and stop hiding from your problems, this is all part of the healing process. I know its tough losing a race but you must get over it and move on.  

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« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2004, 06:34:13 PM »
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Are you not the same height/what engine ;)  as James?.....

Just an observation...


Oh here it comes....



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Actually I am taller than James... FYI and as for no engine, I really dont need to build a new one until someone beats me... So no smoking keyboard here Ian. I notice that you post allot in our thread... THe first step is realizing you infact need help... Ian once you have realized this please don't hesitate to post you Mastercard number and we will start the sessions...
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« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2004, 08:54:13 PM »
hey pointblank - I haven't been lurking - just unable to reply or post until Geoff finally got it fixed. I could read but not write.

By the way I still think [SIZE=14]You really really need a life! :)

Having said that remember - it's all about the :wub:  
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« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2004, 08:55:09 PM »
Darn hi tech options never work for me
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« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2004, 09:06:44 PM »
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hey pointblank - I haven't been lurking - just unable to reply or post until Geoff finally got it fixed. I could read but not write.

By the way I still think You really really need a life! :)

Having said that remember - it's all about the :wub:
You really really need a life[/size] ...Hows that?
 that will be $29.95 is that Cash or Visa?
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« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2004, 09:10:32 PM »
I just deal in hugs man   :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2004, 09:11:59 PM »
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I just deal in hugs man   :rolleyes:
OK for you Blueberry that will be 2 hugs :wub:  
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« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2004, 06:07:55 PM »
For those in need of answers, we can answer your questions at our new Forum

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« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2004, 06:34:46 PM »
To get to the Forum... you must click on the link...Can you get that???
 
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