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Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 11, 2004, 07:08:41 PM
Whatya think?  Can these two be rehabilitated from their 'attention seeking ways'?

How about their own forum title in the 'General Forums'!

 -_-  :wub:  :wub:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 11, 2004, 10:23:47 PM
shutup.
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 12, 2004, 09:28:10 AM
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Whatya think?  Can these two be rehabilitated from their 'attention seeking ways'?

How about their own forum title in the 'General Forums'!

 -_-  :wub:  :wub:
Maybe 'anger therapy' should be included... :unsure:  :wub:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 09:31:57 AM
shutup.
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 12, 2004, 12:20:39 PM
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shutup.
At least your not in denial.... :mellow:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 01:03:51 PM
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At least your not in denial.... :mellow:
denial, what is there to deny?

Have you accused me of something?

Otherwise, shutup.

 :P  :P  :P  :P  :P  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 12, 2004, 01:09:30 PM
I think an ask 76BUs/Pointblank thread is a good thing. we can give our advise on worldy things.... IE.
Should I ask me girlfriend to marry me?

76Bus : Shutup.
Pointblank: Ask us something interesting you stoopid moron....

I think we have something here <_<
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 01:20:34 PM
shutup.


please note the period at the end of each "shutup."
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 12, 2004, 02:37:31 PM
geek <_<  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 03:06:22 PM
we have had this discussion before, read the fine print on my signature! :P

So who do we have to torture to get our own forum title as "Needleshit and lingerbreath" suggested?
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 12, 2004, 04:51:35 PM
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denial, what is there to deny?

Otherwise, shutup.

 :P  :P  :P  :P  :P



shutup.= anger

anger + anger therapy = (diplomatic, non-attention seeking person...) :wacko:
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 05:02:22 PM
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denial, what is there to deny?

Otherwise, shutup.

 :P
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Russ on September 12, 2004, 07:17:02 PM
Dear Abby..errr Shane and Chris
i have for a long time had my hair cut at this particular place for along time now,by this same woman (well call Doris)
Everything was good for the longest time until a new woman started(well call her Nancy)
i have always been happy with my haircuts until i saw what Nancy could do,the soft flowing locks the brilliant shine the hair commanded attention.i can't get the hair out of my head,so do i make an appointment with Nancy and risk hurting the feeling's of Doris.i'm really at a loss please help
windblowen in Langley

 :D  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 07:21:44 PM
Dear windblowen in Langley,


SHUTUP.[/size][/font]

Buy a set of clippers for $30 bucks and use the money you save on future haircuts to but volkswagen parts at Airspeed.

 
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 12, 2004, 07:23:54 PM
Dear Windblowen,

I always say out with the old and in with the new.... Feelings are for girls...Get on with it...

NEXT![/size][/font]
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 12, 2004, 07:26:55 PM
OMG :ph34r:  :ph34r:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 12, 2004, 07:29:09 PM
Needles,
 Only post on our new "Ask Forum" if you have a question,

Other wise callate.
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 07:29:45 PM
yeah.
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 12, 2004, 07:58:12 PM
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shutup. does not equal anger.

shutup. = shutup. , as in shhhh, or be quiet, with a firm tone.
F.Y.I.

76BUST-- hmmmmm.....lets see, Websters ENGLISH dictionary...... shunt, shunt-wound,hmmm, shush (which by the way means to be silent)... Yes here it is Shut --to cause something to come together with another surface,hmmmm, (with up)To bring together the parts of the (eye, mouth, etc) so that there is no space between them.

So, in order for you to mean shhhh in a quiet, and in a firm tone you would say.... SHUSH!!


As for using the word SHUTUP.--its a rude way to ask someone to be quiet! ( not a positive tone )
lets see....'Could you please keep you mouth shut!' --not as negative, and still effective!!

Anger--positive, or negative..hmmm...

 
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 08:06:42 PM
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shutup. does not equal anger.

shutup. = shutup. , as in shhhh, or be quiet, with a firm tone.
F.Y.I.

76BUST-- hmmmmm.....lets see, Websters ENGLISH dictionary...... shunt, shunt-wound,hmmm, shush (which by the way means to be silent)... Yes here it is Shut --to cause something to come together with another surface,hmmmm, (with up)To bring together the parts of the (eye, mouth, etc) so that there is no space between them.

So, in order for you to mean shhhh in a quiet, and in a firm tone you would say.... SHUSH!!


As for using the word SHUTUP.--its a rude way to ask someone to be quiet! ( not a positive tone )
lets see....'Could you please keep you mouth shut!' --not as negative, and still effective!!

Anger--positive, or negative..hmmm...
Your entitled to your own interpretation and opinion.

Now ask a question or get the hell out! :P
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 12, 2004, 11:34:42 PM
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shutup. does not equal anger.

shutup. = shutup. , as in shhhh, or be quiet, with a firm tone.
F.Y.I.

76BUST-- hmmmmm.....lets see, Websters ENGLISH dictionary...... shunt, shunt-wound,hmmm, shush (which by the way means to be silent)... Yes here it is Shut --to cause something to come together with another surface,hmmmm, (with up)To bring together the parts of the (eye, mouth, etc) so that there is no space between them.

So, in order for you to mean shhhh in a quiet, and in a firm tone you would say.... SHUSH!!


As for using the word SHUTUP.--its a rude way to ask someone to be quiet! ( not a positive tone )
lets see....'Could you please keep you mouth shut!' --not as negative, and still effective!!

Anger--positive, or negative..hmmm...
And as per the Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Main Entry: shut up
Function: verb
transitive senses : to cause (a person) to stop talking
intransitive senses : to cease writing or speaking

Synonyms - SILENCE, choke (off), hush, quiet, ||quieten, shush, still
2. to cease speaking <told the boy to sit down and shut up>
Synonyms - dry up, dumb (up), ||dummy (up), pipe down, ||ring off
Related Word - hush, quiet (down), shush, soft-pedal
Idioms - button (or seal) one's lips, keep quiet
 
:P

If anyone takes offence to my "shutup." Then click here! (http://www.datarat.net/DR/CalvinHeMan.jpg)

Anyway, they have been using shutup since the early 1300's so I suspect this discussion has occured a few thousand times!

As pointblank would say it, it's "ALL ABOUT THE LOVE!(https://airspeedparts.com/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.airspeedparts.com%2Fstyle_images%2F1%2Ficon12.gif&hash=1d06587c4c8c4a9307cf7c5748517b53f45eacd7)"

Hope to see everyone on the cruise, Sunday! HINT HINT!
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 13, 2004, 06:49:03 AM
^_^ I get it now.... "LAST WORD SYNDROME!!"

Its gonna take more than :wub:  ;)  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 13, 2004, 07:06:29 AM
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If anyone takes offence to my "shutup."

As pointblank would say it, it's "ALL ABOUT THE LOVE![IMG]
Youre missing the point, actually!

This thread was started pertaining about :wub:  :wub:

You two need THERAPY!

When you reply (cause I know you will --L.W.S.) post it on the Lounge forum.... ;)  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 13, 2004, 09:29:20 AM
So does anyone want to try and give me therapy for my bad case of  Last "WORDS" Syndrome ??
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Matt on September 13, 2004, 09:54:19 AM
Shutup. the pair of you pansies, shutup.
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 13, 2004, 10:02:23 AM
Nope, its not working.
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 13, 2004, 08:00:19 PM
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Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 13, 2004, 08:05:50 PM
Nothing like a classis e-thug thread hijack!
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: thrasherbill on September 13, 2004, 10:47:23 PM
I think our new resident therapists need therapy (of the electro-shock variety). You guys are nuckin' futs!




ThrasheR

 
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 13, 2004, 10:49:15 PM
Hey, lets not start pointing fingers here.

 
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: thrasherbill on September 13, 2004, 11:48:33 PM
I was feeling sick
I was losing my mind
I heard about these treatments
From a good friend of mine
He was always happy
Smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place.
Gimme gimme shock treatment.
Peace and love is here to stay
And now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time
Shock treatment, I'm doing fine.

 :rockon:  :rockon:  :rockon:

ThrasheR
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: red snapper on September 14, 2004, 12:12:03 PM
Therapy cannot help either of these two!!!  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 14, 2004, 03:21:23 PM
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I think our new resident therapists need therapy (of the electro-shock variety). You guys are nuckin' futs!




ThrasheR
Hey, First things first buddy....
Elvis... he's dead get over it.....
Lose ths side burns he ain't comin back... :mullet:  
Secondly. aren't most therapists nuckin futs???

Now if you dont have a question stay the Hell off our thread.. we hi-jacked it fair and square....
Maybe go Hi-jack Geoffs "speedy" thread it is lonely..... :lol:  :lol:
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 14, 2004, 03:22:27 PM
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Therapy cannot help either of these two!!!
THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
Who let the bright guy in here??? :huh:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 14, 2004, 04:13:59 PM
Obviously admission is free.  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 14, 2004, 05:08:49 PM
NEXT!!![/size]
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 14, 2004, 07:40:53 PM
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THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
 
 :ph34r:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 14, 2004, 07:56:10 PM
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THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
 
:ph34r:
Looks like we have a klepto case here, Shane you wanna take this one?

And you put down that stereo!
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: blueberry on September 14, 2004, 10:18:44 PM
You guys really need a life - I mean really really badly!!!
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 14, 2004, 10:29:13 PM
No, I think I am happy with mine. I enjoy tennis, chess, recycling and porn. Did you have a question to ask?
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 14, 2004, 10:39:54 PM
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THat is why we are the therapists....DUH!!!
 
:ph34r:
Looks like we have a klepto case here, Shane you wanna take this one?

And you put down that stereo!
I suggest 3 sessions a week at our discounted rate ....

hey bring back my pen!!
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 14, 2004, 10:41:32 PM
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You guys really need a life - I mean really really badly!!!
Blueberry... man long time lurk... welcome to our therapy sessions...... what can we do for ya... You see, you say we need a life yet you post!!! hmmmmmmmm interesting....how long have you had these feelings??? :huh:
Side note... we have been in business for 3 days and have 264 looky loo's so we must be doin something right


Now if only you guys would pay us!!! :angry:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: James Buchan on September 14, 2004, 10:55:57 PM
I hate to say it but Shane and Chris are like a car accident, everyone has to slow down, have a look and shake their heads....
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 14, 2004, 10:58:40 PM
2 words - POST & WHORE

You figure out what order they go in.

Theres your freebie!
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 15, 2004, 06:23:51 AM
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I hate to say it but Shane and Chris are like a car accident, everyone has to slow down, have a look and shake their heads....
James , I suggest you start a payment plan with us for your "Little Man/engine" syndrome. We can help you with your " I dont need a stroker" problem....

 
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 15, 2004, 06:48:37 AM
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I hate to say it but Shane and Chris are like a car accident, everyone has to slow down, have a look and shake their heads....
Great metaphor James!

They are in the 'DENIAL STAGE',(one of many)....not admitting they need help.....but that they are the help!

 :unsure:

I say we all get together and coax them into a room, and let them know 'ACTUALLY THEY ARE MESSED UP, that we are all concerned :wub: and they are not the only ones!  I mean look at 'Timmy!'...all he talks about is 'TALK THERAPY' ^_^  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 15, 2004, 06:50:53 AM
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James , I suggest you start a payment plan with us for your "Little Man/engine" syndrome.
Are you not the same height/what engine ;)  as James?.....

Just an observation...


Oh here it comes....



The  hulk's keyboard is smoking...
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Needles on September 15, 2004, 07:08:02 AM
BEWARE, hopefully known of you have paid anything to these guys, here is a typical criteiria of what to exspect from your :lol:  :lol:
THERAPISTS...




CHARACTERISTICS OF AN EFFECTIVE THERAPIST(S)

1.   Willingly and competently answers any of your questions, especially relative to his or her objectives and method of treatment.

2.   Answers your questions in a simple and practical manner.

3.   Speaks to you as an equal in a down-to-earth, easy to understand manner.

4.   Focuses on goals and results rather than theories of how or why the problems bega

5.   Focuses on the present, as opposed to the past.

6.   Teaches you how to change habits of thinking and behavior rather than just analyzing how or why they came about.

7.   Often provides you with assignments or exercises to work on between visits.

8.   Is moderate and reasonable in speech and appearance.

9.   Understands and respects your moral and religious values.

10.   Displays confidence in your ability to learn how to solve your problems and in his or her ability to teach you.

11.   Has experience in successfully dealing with your specific type of problem.

12.   Generally expects counseling to be successfully completed in a few weeks or months, not years.


POSSIBLE QUESTIONS TO ASK THESE GUYS

1.   What is your approach to therapy?

2.   After providing the therapist with a brief statement about your problem, ask, "How would you go about helping me solve it?"

3.   How much experience and success have you had in treating my type of problem?

4.   How long is it apt to take to solve my problem? (Of course, an exact answer is not possible, but a reasonable estimate can be expected.)

5.   What are your goals when you provide therapy?

6.   How much emphasis do you place on the past versus the present?

7.   What kind of things would you expect me to be doing between our appointments?

8.   Would you be supportive of me in my religious beliefs?

9.   Last of all, ask for his or her opinion about any issue that are important to you that could be controversial. For example: whether or not it is worth trying to save a dying marriage; whether or not divorce is a viable option; whether or not extramarital affairs, abortion, homosexuality are acceptable, etc.

Remember: When you hire a therapist, he or she is your employee--you are the boss.   (OH YEAH, that'll be the day...)

 :wacko:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: CHEECH on September 15, 2004, 08:33:10 AM
:P  :lol:  :lol:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 15, 2004, 08:43:35 AM
Is someone trying to hijack this thread back?

Well maybe I should just start my own forum!

:P

Its unfortunate that most of you are so secretive of your problems, my PM box has never been so busy! Now Ian you need to call me with your credit card number and stop hiding from your problems, this is all part of the healing process. I know its tough losing a race but you must get over it and move on.  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 15, 2004, 06:34:13 PM
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Are you not the same height/what engine ;)  as James?.....

Just an observation...


Oh here it comes....



The  hulk's keyboard is smoking...
Actually I am taller than James... FYI and as for no engine, I really dont need to build a new one until someone beats me... So no smoking keyboard here Ian. I notice that you post allot in our thread... THe first step is realizing you infact need help... Ian once you have realized this please don't hesitate to post you Mastercard number and we will start the sessions...
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: blueberry on September 15, 2004, 08:54:13 PM
hey pointblank - I haven't been lurking - just unable to reply or post until Geoff finally got it fixed. I could read but not write.

By the way I still think [SIZE=14]You really really need a life! :)

Having said that remember - it's all about the :wub:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: blueberry on September 15, 2004, 08:55:09 PM
Darn hi tech options never work for me
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 15, 2004, 09:06:44 PM
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hey pointblank - I haven't been lurking - just unable to reply or post until Geoff finally got it fixed. I could read but not write.

By the way I still think You really really need a life! :)

Having said that remember - it's all about the :wub:
You really really need a life[/size] ...Hows that?
 that will be $29.95 is that Cash or Visa?
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: blueberry on September 15, 2004, 09:10:32 PM
I just deal in hugs man   :rolleyes:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 15, 2004, 09:11:59 PM
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I just deal in hugs man   :rolleyes:
OK for you Blueberry that will be 2 hugs :wub:  
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Chris on September 16, 2004, 06:07:55 PM
For those in need of answers, we can answer your questions at our new Forum

Online Therapy at its Worst! (http://1976bus.com/forums)[/size][/b]
Title: Online Therapy Or Talk Therapy...
Post by: Shane on September 17, 2004, 06:34:46 PM
To get to the Forum... you must click on the link...Can you get that???